By Hajra Aslam Motiwala
If you want to lose at something, does that count as winning?
If people could read minds and two people were reading each others mind, does that count as reading your own mind?
Can you choke to death while eating a lifesaver?
Why are they called apart ments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?.
Why Tarzan doesn't have a beard?
Why do Kamikaze pilot's wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put 's' in the word lisp?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why do we call password "password" when you would never pass that word to anyone!!
Can you cry under water?
How old is old before a person is considered to have died from old age?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
What was captain hooks' name before he had a hook for a hand?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.